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When I’m in a happy state of mind, I often am in Los Angeles, recently you know those Fantasy Tour vans that go around, I don’t know what they’re looking at, they’re looking at studios and things like that, when I pass them in my car sometimes I roll down the window and point myself out to them. Sometimes they don’t notice me, and I’ll go “OK never mind”, but sometimes they go “Oh ladies and gentleman, to the right we have Jeff Goldblum.”

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Do you have pics of you being fucked?



we live under a fascist capitalist patriarchal regime. all of my pics r of me getting fucked… by the system

oh my god

Nahh but think abt it:

Retail experience in a coffee shop or as a waitress + office experience in a job that is within my field-of-study from university


that is PERFECT for nbot just resume, but experience in general

fingers crossed.

i’m very not happy rn :l

GOD and I really hope that I can get a job at the coffee shop. and maybe get hired on where i’m doing my internship. bc then i could have two part time jobs, one of which would be retail and the other would look rly rly good

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

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